The following is a snippet from the conversation between three of the teens in my car on the way to the movies on Friday night:
“Did you know it’s illegal to have a lady gorilla in your backseat in Massachusetts?”
“Well, what if I smuggle the gorilla into the front seat? Would that be illegal?”
“I’m pretty sure any time you use the word ‘smuggle,’ it is illegal.”
Wait… what? Was this covered in Drivers Ed, or do they only cover this particular law in Massachusetts?
Regardless, me being me, I had to look it up—the dumb law, not the word smuggle. And guess what I found? According to dumblaws.com, in Massachusetts, “No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.” Who knew?
What do you think the lawmakers were thinking that day? Were they testing their constituents? Was there a reason for them to make this law? Or perhaps they were having a horrible disagreement on a particular part of some bill they were trying to pass, so they agreed only by throwing in some completely nonsensical clauses (just for kicks, of course).
And then, I got to thinking… perhaps it actually is legal to smuggle a gorilla into the front seat for transport. I’ll bet that’s a yes! Not that I’m planning to transport a gorilla (at least not in Massachusetts) any time soon….
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