Recently, I have come to the strange realization that cat treats and human treats are contained in similar bags. Sometimes, when I pull out a bag of chocolate covered somethings, the cats will suddenly appear in the kitchen, believing that they might get a small tidbit to keep their poor selves from starving to death.
This evening, I took a bag of chocolate covered blueberries out of the pantry and put them on the kitchen table. As frequently happens, I was distracted by the need to complete a task, and I went upstairs. As I was coming down the stairs, I thought I heard the bag rustle, as if someone was eating my treats! This must be the sound the cats hear before they come running.
C was in the kitchen, eating a snack and getting ready for bed. I studied him for a moment, narrowing my eyes. “Are you eating my blueberries?”
He nodded. “Yep,” he stated proudly.
“Um… no,” I stated matter-of-factly. “Those are my treats.” I moved the bag just out of his arm’s reach. His arm stretched, he leaned, and he pulled them back toward him.
“They’re my treats, too,” he informed me.
“Nope,” I tried again. “I paid for them. That makes them my treats.” I offered what I thought to be an irrefutable argument.
“But I am eating them,” he informed me, his own logic trumping mine.
I sat down and pulled the bag closer. “Go on,” I joked. “Isn’t it bedtime?”
“Just a couple more,” he teased.
“No!” I waved him away, stifling a giggle. “These are mine!” I clutched them to my chest like a treasure. He disappeared upstairs. No doubt, the minute I am not looking, he will eat them.
The letters N and O. Perfect together, but not always what we want to hear.
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Hide them in an empty vegetable bag or can and they’ll be safe!
When you were comparing the bag to cat treats, I feared someone might have mistakenly had some cat treats.
My brother had a bad habit of drinking out of the pitcher from the fridge. My dog had recently broken his leg, so we had him on a diet where he ate mainly chicken gizzards and zucchini. It helped take the weight off and with the healing process. We used the pitcher as a means to store the dog’s food. Unfortunately for my brother, it gave him quite a shock in the middle of the night. 😉
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Oh my! That is a great story! I wonder if your brother still has this habit…. 😀
Really nice post!